Friday, May 17, 2013

House Blog

We are starting to crave certain things now that we're staying in one place for more than a week or a month such as a home that won't potentially crash into the shore line when we go to the store for some iced creams or a home that isn't like a Three Stooges episode where everyone just bumps into each other the whole time. 

Our current address is still the ocean but we've basically had enough. Sylvie is blowing up like a balloon, Chichi only comes to the boat because we feed him there (and pull him by a rope around his neck), and I want to hang up my hammock for a while. So to land we go for a good old fashion settle-down.

We spent most of March looking for a little slice of land to call our own. We searched high and low, from sea level to volcano top, from the pristine Hamakua Coast to the beaches of Kailua-Kona. And then we found our area; the Puna District. Wikipedia describes Puna as follows "Puna contains nearly 45% of HawaiĘ»i Island's total subdivided lots, a low build-out percentage, and the highest growth rate, all on a landscape that is exposed to the highest risk of volcanic and seismic activity..... Puna has been known to be populated by "hippies" or people who are into the "counter-culture". There is a significant cannabis movement in Puna. There are a few communities who practice communal lifestyle habits and there is a significantly large vegetarian or vegan community". Yup.... vegans.

In summary it as a district full of hippies, lost soul, organic farmers, grow-ops and cock fighters. The land is almost completely recent lava flow.  Some areas haven't seen fresh lava in a few hundred years, others are recently destroyed towns such as Kapoho in 1960 and Kalapana in 1990. So, any guess what real estate prices are like???

Eventually we found a lot that we loved in a subdivision called Orchidland Estates, naturally covered in wild orchids. The guy who decided how to subdivide the lots here must have been on some serious narcotics because most lots are 125 feet by 1,045 feet! It is 3 acres, but to get to the back of your lot can take up a full afternoon of machete slashing. We bought one of these spaghetti lots, as they're locally known, and have started the process of building a land yacht, I mean a house.

Here are some instructions on how to build a house:

Task the 1st was to figure out where the lot lines were so as not to incur legal disputes with future litigious neighbors. This was a ridiculous exercise that always yielded different results. We eventually figured it out, and avoided hiring a surveyor, woo hoo!

Task the 2nd was to clear a path through the forest, which is what our land looked like when we bought it, and find a place to put the driveway and house pad. This was accomplished by machete slashing and a gas powered weed-wacker, and eventually an axe. That only took us like 3 weeks.

Task the 3rd was to find a guy to bulldoze the crap out of our land. This guy turned about half an acre of our land from forest to mud. We lay all or most of our forest destruction guilt on this guy and slept just fine at night.

Task the fourth, design and build a house. This is an ongoing process that is very frustrating. We are close to completion of the house but every weeks it seems to evolve a bit more, generally for the better. Once our plans are finalized we'll submit them for permitting.

Task 5, build a metal shed. Done, good job!

Task 6, build a gate at the foot of our driveway to keep the local child molester out.

And that's how you build a house.

 See pictures below for visual confirmation.

Popping bubbly to celebrate the purchase of our land, the fact that we're having a boy and that some other friends also bought land in Puna.  This is not our boat,

What our land looked like before we raped it.

This is what hand clearing looks like.  Chichi bit roots sometime which technically did help.

The day the bulldozer showed up there was literally a horse grazing by our property.  This horse represented all that was natural.  After the bulldozing it was gone.

Sylvie's future fruit tree area.

Wild orchids.

A D-9 bulldozer next to our wheels.  

Bulldozing after 3 minutes.

Sylvie enjoying the show.  Meanwhile I was running in front of the bulldozer to show him where our property line was to avoid said litigious neighbors..  I felt like Ice-T in Surviving the Game.

After the guy left I climbed up.  Every 6 year old boys dream.

Final bulldozing product. 

The new driveway.

There's a really beautiful Banyan Tree on our lot.  Sweet.

"Ripping"

Our temp house.  

Beige.

The shed.  I'm concerned about putting valuables in there, you can basically just lift up the sides and take what you want.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Dog Blog!


Warning: excessive use of the words ‘’pee’ and ‘poo’.

Back in early February we started  thinking about adopting a cat or a pirate’s parrot to keep us entertained on the boat.  We were living in limbo in Honolulu waiting for a weather window to sail back against the trade winds from Oahu to the big island of Hawaii.  So we wandered over to the Humane Society and took a look.  At dogs.

This was my first time at the pound.  I felt like I was at a pooch penitentiary and my job was to pick out the innocent dog.  Sylvie and I went from cell to cell.  Too big, too small, too yappy, too much.  Then we walked to a cell that had two dogs in it.  One little beige guy barking and jumping all over his cellmate, and his cell mate.  His cellmate sat there and took the paw and bark barrage with the nonchalance and disinterest of a true Hawaiian. 

Within 15 minutes of seeing him for the first time we adopted him.    We had our bikes with us so the walk home was a bit awkward with our new friend.  Halfway home while crossing the outskirts of a baseball game a small pit-bull bolted from his owner and went straight for our dog, canines out.  I blocked the attack and grabbed the pit-bull by the scruff and communicated something at the owner.  In the midst of the whole thing I dropped my bike on our new dog and the sprocket cut my shin pretty badly.  The dog was ok but my leg was a mess.   I think he probably wanted back in his cell at the pound.   Too late.

Naming the guy was no problem.  Back in 2009 on a trip to Brazil I met a dog in Ilha Grande (not far from Rio).  The dog’s name was Kachichi.   On the first day a friend and I were taking care of him he was totally confused at the lack of his master and therefore refused to poop.  On the second day he pooped close to ten times.  We took him for a hike to a waterfall where we tried to encourage him to swim but he preferred to guard our backpacks.  What a guy.  Needless to say he left an impression on me as far as dogs go.  Our new crew member looked exactly like Kachich (the first) and we therefore immediately named him that.  

After about three days of saying “Chichi, chichi, chichi, chichi” he got it, he responds to it, if we say his name while on the phone he comes wandering over. 

I really know nothing about dogs.  Sylvie had a French Poodle named Buttons who sounds like she was a whiney little bitch (minor exaggeration for wordsmithing purposes).  But we ‘re both smitten with this little guy.  Let me give you just a few examples of his cuteness.
-We’ve taught him to give us his paw.  So now, whenever we’re about to feed him or give him a treat he’s immediately waving his paw in the air.
-Whenever we’re sitting around he’ll come lean all of his bodyweight on us to the point where if I move my leg he just falls over.
-Sometimes when he goes for a pee with his leg up he ends up pooping. 
-If one of us goes outside and then comes back in, even if only gone a minute, he goes wild with excitement to see us.

Anyway, that enough gushing over Chichi.  We love him and he fits in really well aboard the boat. 

As for an update on Sylvie and Dan…..

We have now been in Hawaii for 5 months.  Our first two months were spent exploring the islands and the rest were in Honolulu and the mainland.  We left the boat at a marina in Honolulu while we went to San Francisco and Vancouver but were then trapped there afterwards.   Our plan all along has been to settle in Hilo on the east coast of the big island but we wanted to cruise the island first.    Since the trade winds always blow out of the north east in this part of the world, it means that going west is really easy, but turning around and going east is really hard.   So we had to wait for the trades to ease, which can take weeks.  In our case it took 6 weeks.

Honolulu wasn’t terrible but we have mixed feelings about the place.  It’s big, crowded, polluted, overrun by tourists and expensive.   On the other hand it has beautiful hikes, endless beaches,  great food,  friendly locals and incredible surfing.  While we were ‘stuck’ there we tried our best to take advantage of these pros.  I surfed at least once a day, either with the sunrise or the sunset in perfect, all day, ever day, 1-3 foot waves.   Sylvie refinished all of the exterior wood on the boat until we found out she was pregnant and then I finished it off.  Oh ya, we’re pregnant, to those who we haven’t told.  She went on long daily walks and swims along the nearby beaches and we tried to stay as active as possible. We had some great visits from friends and even made a few at the marina. 

But when the wind shifted we were both completely ready to go.  Chichi on the other hand wasn’t quite ready.   Our plan was to sail from Honolulu to the west coast of the big island and anchor over night, then work our way around the island the next day.   Within about 30 minutes into our journey we spotted our first whale.  Then the second and then we were in the middle of what I can only assume was the whale migration from Hawaii to Alaska or something.   I sound like a marine biologist.    We caught a fish, whales surrounded us and we had the occasional dolphin visit. 
Chichi was having an OK time of it.  I fed him some raw fish and a biscuit at one point.  He vomited one of them up but by the time I came to see which one it was he’d already eating it again.  He kept everything else down. 

We were really lucky with him because he came (mostly) housetrained.  On the first night we had him he pooped on a rope toy we bought him but after that he never did again.  But while we were sailing he had to.  The wind came out of the south and made the anchorage I wanted to stop at a sloppy mess so we pushed on for Hilo, making the trip a 48 hour non stop sail.  Chichi got more and more desperate as time passed.  He didn’t want to let us down by pooping on deck again but with a lot of encouragement we got him to go on an upside-down floor mat.  He lasted 24 hours for pee and 36 hours for poo, in case you wanted to know.

We’ve now been in Hilo for two weeks.  We’ve gotten into a good rhythm here.  We bought a crappy old Honda station wagon to get us around and we’re land hunting.  Life in Hawaii remains awesome.

Dan, Sylvie, Chichi & Ustupu

Chichi playing with his Kong, oblivious to the sock scarf I'd placed upon him. 
Valentine's Day chocolate fiasco. 

Every Friday night there are fireworks in Waikiki at 7:45pm.  This is where you'll find Chichi hiding. 

Sylvie trying to get Chichi to do something, at Hale'iwa, Oahu.

Hiding in the grass, a throwback to his stray days. 

Dan's birthday

Sylvie makes a meat exception when she's pregnant.   It has to be grass fed though.

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Hawaii - Big Island, Maui, Lanai, Molokai and Oahu

Hello Blogentologists,

To anyone out there who still looks at the blog, here are a few pictures from the past month or two.  We've made our way from the big island of Hawaii to the over populated island of Oahu.  We stopped at most of the islands in between and surprise surprise, took some pictures.  Here they are, in no particular order with some unnecessarily long captions.



This is the largest fish I've ever caught.  I called him Joe Frazier.  I landed him on deck to my normal killing station and went to work.  Because Dorado/Mahi Mahi have such tough skulls the best way to kill them is to stab them in the brain, which I did, three times.  Shortly after I did this, while talking about sashimi giddily to Sylvie, Frazier lept off the deck and into the ocean.  I believe Sugar Ray the Shark ate him.

This is Paula Fuga (+ yoga showoffs) at the First Annual Paia Ukulele Festival in Maui.  Can you say First Annual at the first one???

Prettiest flower in the Pacific.

Lana'i City, Lana'i Island, population 3,000.  We saw the whole town in about 5 minutes.
Lana'i City jail.  Total cells: 4.  

Kalaupapa Leprosy Settlement. Molokai
Check out the huge dragonfly in the sky.

Kalaupapa, Molokai.  Tallest sea cliffs in the world.  Apparently a good place to put lepers 150 years ago.
More info on Kalaupapa: http://www.nps.gov/kala/historyculture/history1.htm

Father Damien's grave.

How to make cakes in the tropics by Sylvie Ouellette.  Looks the same to me.

Matt and Karine of Dieppe, New Brunswick come for a visit abord Ustupu.
Mmmmmmm, homemade sushi.

Sunset behind Lana'i taken from Lahaina, Maui.

Waikiki! Now we're just regular tourists.

This is what happens to Champagne after you bring it on a sailboat 2,500 miles from Tahiti to Hawaii. It gets slightly more bubbly than usual.

What's left of the Champagne.

The Photographer (with Champagne soaked shorts) insists on taking a self timer shot to be included in the party.

Our Christmas tree.  Compliments of stuff Sylvie found on the boat and supported by the chimney of our diesel heater. Photograph of baby Jesus compliments of passport Canada.

Dan is stoked on the last night of Hannukah.  Menorah ingredients: coleslaw container, half coconut, birthday candles, dried chickpeas to support candles, fire, weird smile.

View of Oahu's south shore from Koko head crater. 

Vans 2012 World Cup of Surfing at Sunset Beach, Oahu.  Sweet.
Someone actually won that Harley.  I'm pretty sure surfers don't drive Harleys.


Sylvie made it on the jumbotron briefly!  (That's not her)

Kelly Slater, surfing legend.
Winner, Adam Melling, being carried by the crowd from the water to the podium.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

More pics of the Big Island and Hilo

Representing King's College (which I didn't attend) and some old coconut milk stains on my shirt.  
South Point, Hawaii


Dead fish clothing

This sequence represents the state of my current fitness.  

This sequence is a mess.

6.0 on the landing.

Green Sand Beach

Dan.... semi-impressed



Crazy crowd

Lava pile


There used to be settlements and towns near the shore....

Hair-whisps




Sylvie muckin about on a lava pile

Fresh lava


We could pretty much touch this rainbow. 



Waipio Valley